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Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…
Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…
Scary: Watching a horror movie…
Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…
Scary: A witch flies by…
Scarier: A wasp flies by…
Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…
Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…
Scary: The lights go out…
Scarier: The Internet goes out…
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Oh fuck.
Don’t say read fanfiction.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say role play online.
Don’t say lulz at memes.
Don’t say gay porn.
Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.
Don’t say puzzles.
Don’t say gay porn.
Do. Not. Say. Gay. Porn.
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“CATS”
(Source: babebraham, via thatfunnyblog)
“Pooh looked at his paws. He knew that one of them was right and he knew that when you had decided which one of them was the right, the the other was the left, but he never could remember how to begin.” Winnie The Pooh
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Too much Recreation
| (Parks and Recreation is runing on tv) | |
| Leslie Knope: | I just talked to everybody at this bar and no one wants you here |
| Ben: | Well, I guess I'll just see you tomorrow then |
| Me: | Chi paavam(translation: poor guys just look at those puppy dog eyes)! Let him be. *looks around to make sure no one heard that* |
| *finds Elmo(my 1 year old German Shepherd looking at her with actual puppy dog eyes and a smidgen of pity* | |
| *mimes blowing own brains out* | |
| *looks around to make sure no one saw THAT* |
