| (Parks and Recreation is runing on tv) | |
| Leslie Knope: | I just talked to everybody at this bar and no one wants you here |
| Ben: | Well, I guess I'll just see you tomorrow then |
| Me: | Chi paavam(translation: poor guys just look at those puppy dog eyes)! Let him be. *looks around to make sure no one heard that* |
| *finds Elmo(my 1 year old German Shepherd looking at her with actual puppy dog eyes and a smidgen of pity* | |
| *mimes blowing own brains out* | |
| *looks around to make sure no one saw THAT* |
