Call me Old Sport
You caught me, I ate the last cookie, knowing that you wanted it so bad just made it taste better.…
Louis CK just loves kids doesnt he?
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Nobody cares what your father once told you
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#KARPel Tunnel syndrome is what you have when you think David Karp is ravishing in that yoda like robe
so sometimes when im half asleep . i get ideas for jokes or #stories or stuff to write about and i take out my phone and scribble #notes so i dont forget by the morning. I found this one today. Trying to decode it
Elementary my dear Spoiler Alert
Now in all my years of existence, I have never had a google alert for anything ever. Mostly because…
What do you call a person who is attracted to intelligence in some and lack of it in some others ?
Don’t do it David Karp
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Hello Judd Nelson
My name is Vee and I’m an addict, a sitcom addict that is. Too bad there aren’t support groups for…
So lately, I’ve had a huge craving for John Stamos. I happened to (re)watch the F.R.I.E.N.D.S…